Is That My Torch?

Well today started off as any other (except I got up before noon) and after doing a few thing around the house I bored as. So I was talking to my friend Brys on Facebook chat, and since he was also bored I suggested we go for a drive and catch up, and half an hour later we so.
We'd been driving around a bit, did a few laps of town, stopped and got some chips. Then started off again, I parked down the road from our friend Corey's place and rang him asking if he wanted to come hang out, he said he was going to the movies later but could join us for a bit. I was like "be there in 10 seconds!" We parked out front and as usual Corey decided to take fucking forever to come out. We drove around for a bit talking. Making jokes about Corey while he told us about his latest sexual conquest (his first!), which I had heard before but had to deduct some points after this time hearing that they had done it in a caravan (I had not been aware of this.) C'mon, a caravan? Even if she lives in it WTF? Get a hotel room!!

When I was dropping Corey off he told us to stick around while he went inside to see if they were still going to the movies, they were not. So we were standing out in the driveway talking and then we had climbed onto the back tray of his dads work car and were sitting there talking about a bunch of things. Again making jokes, (at Corey's expense of course. What? He's free to make them back, but he's just to slow to think of anything within an acceptable time frame). One joke had started simple and innocent but then escalated into a scenario of secretly hiding a camera that would film Coreys "exploits" and "bats" and that it would all be uploaded onto a site called VoyeurCorey.com, one which Corey was convinced I had already created. As it, what am I? A pornographer??

Later, when were standing on the grass for some reason Corey and Brys were wrestling when Corey says "Is that my torch?" referring to the torch in his front pocket. Brys at this point started laughing; this is when the wrestling ended. While getting up he made the joke "is that my torch or are you just glad to see me?" Later that night it was revealed that Corey did not yet understand the funniness of "Is that my torch?" when we kept laughing about it. But he is a bit slow on the up take sometimes.

Also, something different. Me and Brys were making a joke about grabbing Corey and putting him in the boot of the car and driving around. It was just a joke but Corey was totally up for it, we didnt even have to grab him, he happily climbed in after I popped the trunk. It was funnny as! I did some hard braking, went all the way around a few roundabouts, hard corners and some hard swerving. It was hilarious listening to Corey in the trunk yelling out things like "Ah, fuck!" "Where are we?" "I'll kill you!" "Are we near dewsons?" and "It would be much better if I knew where we were" to which I replied "How could that possibly help you?"

After this we were just standing around Corey's front yard when this little kitten started running around the area. Brys likes cats and fearing it would be run over, got hold of it and is planning on taking it to the pound on monday so that if it has owners they can pick it up from there.

*Events that werent as fun or entertaining have not been included.